Snap a room. Say how alive you are. See exactly where your elf goes, marked on your own photo, in seconds. Then go to bed.
The best 99p you'll spend all December.
The elf was a lovely tradition right up until you realised you are the elf.
I've been in the same spot for 23 hours. Move me, coward. 💅
Built for 10pm brains. No scrolling Pinterest, no planning, no reading paragraphs while the kettle boils.
Point your phone at wherever your elf is going tonight: the sofa, the kitchen, the bathroom, the floor. The app looks at what is really there and builds the idea around it.
Rather not take a photo? Pick a room from the list. Either way, we never save photos of your home.
Say how much energy you have left. You get one idea that fits it, with a short list of what you need and two or three steps. No scrolling, no choosing.
Not feeling it? Tap for another, or save it for a night when you are more awake.
Your photo comes back with your elf's face pinned exactly where it goes, and the thing to use highlighted. Follow two or three steps, print a personal note if you want one, then go to bed.
The notes write themselves, using your names: kids, dogs, grown-ups. Always funny, always on point. No brain power needed.
Everything a tired grown-up needs to keep the magic going, and nothing they don't.
Snap your elf once. Every idea comes back on your own photo, with your elf's face pinned where it goes. No guessing, no paragraphs.
A nightly nudge at the time you choose, from your elf, by name. Kids never forget. Nor do elves. Parents forget their keys daily.
Pick a night for a showstopper. Choose free (use what's in the house) or feeling flush. We'll remind you to prep.
Optional notes from your elf to the kids, by name. Print them in proper elf handwriting.
Dear Ava and Max, I was framed. Mostly. Please send biscuits. Love, Jingles x
Every idea opens with a pep talk for the grown-up. Because you're the one doing this at 10pm.
Add the kids' names and ages, the pets and the grown-ups. Your elf will tease Daddy's slippers and drag the dog into it.
A floppy elf can only flop. Give yours a skeleton and it can wave, climb, hang and hug. We tested it on our own elf, Snowflake, before breakfast.
No twisty ties? The little wires your elf came packed in are about arm length. Already in the box. Using bare wire? Cover the sharp tips with a sliver of tape first. The app walks you through it the moment you add your elf.
“Now I'm the elf surgeon. Not sure she's on the NHS though.”
Snowflake's surgeon, 8am on a SaturdayElf-sized props for the big nights, delivered in 7 days. Plus the December Elf Kit: our whole kit list in one box, with our surgery guide.
Not unless you show them. The pictures are for your eyes only: a quick look at what to do, then you set up the real thing.
Yes. Any elf, any brand, any number of elves. Snap yours once and the app uses its face in every idea.
No. Most ideas use what's already in your house. If you're feeling flush, the plan-ahead mode can suggest a prop or two for the big nights.
99p for the whole of December. No subscription, no adverts.
No. We're a very tired parent, a kebab skewer and an elf called Snowflake. We're not connected to any elf brand. Your elf, whoever made it, is welcome here.
99p for the whole of December. UK only for now. Open it on your phone and add it to your home screen.